Total Medals Earned: 197 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,440 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/95 points)
Medals Earned: 8/30 (70/500 points)
Medals Earned: 10/21 (255/780 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (30/365 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (105/405 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (100/485 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
win Bojan stage
win Vila stage
win Pique stage
win Xavi stage
win Alves stage
win Iniesta stage
win Puyol stage
end the game
achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
win Messi stage
achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
achieve gold medal on Vila stage
achieve gold medal on Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Messi stage
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Enter The Cave of No Return
Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
View The Credits
Enter The Mushroom Forest
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Slide A Fair Bit
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Slide Quite A Bit
Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Slide A Lot!
Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
Trip 15 Times During 1 Game
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
complete Research Stage 1
complete Research Stage 2
complete Research Stage 3
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
You Win.
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Beat the game with a certain score..
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
